Friday, August 31, 2012

How am I not 1000 pounds?!?!?

If you looked in my trashcan at work today and had never met me, you would think a big giant 1000 pound woman sits here....

Here is the contents of my can...

* empty Funyun bag with this printed on the outside "NEW BIGGER SIZE"
* 3 tamale husks
* a 3 Musketeers wrapper with this printed on the outside "2 TO GO"
* a sonic bag

Also on my desk is a GIANT conic cup...

Now, in my defense, here is the real story of the trash can....

I hate most of the Funyuns yesterday so today there were just a few. I did eat all three tamales. The contents of the sonic bag only was a JR. cheeseburger. The 3 Musketeers did have 2 bars in it, BUT, they are smaller than regular bars AND I ate one yesterday and one today.

As for the Sonic is my weakness....I have a couple a week. I can't live without the Route 44 Sonic cherry Coke. Anyone that knows me well knows this. I really wish I didn't love them so much, but I do. I gave up Coke in June...I did not love it. I was grumpy. I drove by Sonic and I could HEAR the cherry coke's callllliiinnnggggg me!! NNNIIKKKIIIIIIIIIIII turn in! One won't hurt....UGH!! But, I did it and I don't think I ever really want to do it again!!

So, just to clarify, I am NOT a 1000 lb woman. I actually weigh the least that I have in over a decade. I work out and I don't eat A LOT, but what I do is JUNK. I can't imagine how skinny I would be if I gave up junk and actually ate healthy.......naaahhhhh...let's not think about anything so absurd!!


1 comment:

  1. mmmmm Cherry Coke's from Sonic... YUMMMMM with extra real cherries baby!! That's the way to go. ;)